Cannot leave the frat boys out now can we

Dearest readers,
I forgot to mention the issue with these frats… you blame your height for the lack of play you’re receiving. However I do believe it’s more so due to the manner in which you talk to females that more so accurately represents the pick up line of a bench warmer who plays at your local highschool ;)

(p.s being 5’8 can’t be your excuse for everything)