Ask what you wanna know and I shall expose

Zeta- literally gets the left over pnms if you get a bid from them and not a top you’re not hot **** you are embarrassing
Agd- they wanna be top so bad but they can’t even be a top in their class so maybe work on other things you guys are top in weight gain per semester
Sigma- you’re top but your are so close to falling off stop with the artsy bs and become more Greek
Anyone who’s left is irrelevant weird or fat yes aoii I’m talking to you