Shark attack in tri delt?????

I was so excited for philanthropy round at tri delt …. we walked in and the ceremony began. I thought their recruitment chair was going to come out and speak about their love for their philanthropy, but to my surprise Lenny from Fish Tales emerged and starting singing “Baby Shark” the whole chapter was sobbing and seemed so touched by the message. the lights started flashing and they all developed shark like fins and gills. the girl who walked my in jumped on my shoulder and fed me shrimp. I’m even more concerned since aren’t they the dolphins??? since ive left ive noticed an abundance of fish like smells and i’m constantly craving crustaceans please tell me if this is normal and if i should go to DCH…

-concerned PNM