if each chapter was an nfl team

SigEp = New England Patriots: They compete and dominate in USF Greek Life every year. People are always looking at little things like Deflategate to bring them down, but it never matters when you have that many Super Bowl rings

Sigma Chi = San Francisco 49ers: Top team in USF Greek Life without a doubt for the past 3 years and everybody hated these guys. They just lost a bunch of guys: Willis, Gore, Crabtree, Aldon Smith, Harbaugh, you name it and everybody thinks they'll decline. But, they still have studs there with Bowman, Kaepernick, and Vernon Davis and since they play an easy schedule during rush against a weak group of IFC chapters, they'll rebound without a doubt

Sigma Nu = New York Giants: This is a team that won the Super Bowl twice a couple of years ago so you know they have the legacy. They still have the talent with Cruz and Manning to break into the playoffs for top tier, but they just don't make it.

Delta Chi = Buffalo Bills: Cool, you guys have Mario Williams and Lesean McCoy still doesn't make you guys top tier? You have Rex Ryan self-ranking, "Yeah, we're top tier now and we're going to make it to the playoffs." Look, you have some talent and I'll put you guys at middle tier. But, stop going on ESPN saying you're all that until you win some games.