Can we all agree that Snu is behind everything

For years, Sigma Nu has been quietly orchestrating the downfall of Greek life as we know it, manipulating events from the shadows while Aaron SNU and Cole SNU act as mere puppets in a grander scheme. First, they infiltrated IFC, disguising their power grabs as “neutral leadership,” while subtly shifting policies to weaken their biggest rivals. Then, like a war waged in secret, they turned the strongest houses—Pike, Zbt Sig Chi and Phi Delt—against each other, feeding them misinformation and false promises until both were too divided to see the real threat. With their enemies distracted, Sigma Nu strengthened its alliances with key sororities, ensuring that when the time came, the social landscape would bow to their control. And when the dust settles, when ZBT, Pike,Sig Chi and Phi Delt realize they’ve been outplayed, it will be too late. Greek life will belong to Sigma Nu, and no one will be left to stop them.