True sorority rankings

I hope no one is really taking any of this as serious information about sororities or fraternities. Honestly, the worst girl you know will say she is in a "top chapter."

Unlike other campuses, sorority ranks here DO NOT MATTER because every house is strong and active here. This is not like some colleges where the Greek system is slowly dying so being in a top chapter matters in order to get the full Greek experience. It's not like some colleges where "low ranked" sororities are filled with misfits. ALL chapters on this campus get quality girls...it's not limited to just the top two or three. Miami attacts beautiful, rich, social people. Every chapter has absolute knockouts. And yes, every chapter has girls who are just different -- some chapters will showcase that girl and say "this weird girl is our sister and we love her" while other chapters will put her on the decorating committee and not let her near potential new members. Ask yourself if you want to be in a chapter that tolerates you or celebrates you.

Nobody cares about your letters once you accept a bid. I have friends in all the chapters. If you are cute and fun, fraternity guys don't care. If anyone is thinking a top chapter will get them more attention from fraternity guys, think for a second about the 18-22 yr old guys you know. If you’re pretty, fun, and up for going out they do not care about your letters. If a guy only likes you for your letters, he is not worth knowing.