not everyone can have it all, i’m sorry.

Some of the girls in Greek are very pretty, but unfortunately you are not smart. For example, M. Barrow. What does this girl have besides looks? She’s a marketing major with zero decent job prospects. She has a POS personality (for those of who will comment down on personality for sure). She’s shallow and mean spirited. She’s not smart either. Say what you want but being a marketing major and something like a Pre-Healthis different. And yes, Pre Health is a thing because it means you are taking some of the hardest classes on campus (that girls like M. Barrow won’t even get an F+ on) and are doing tons of relevant activities to get into the professional school. It’s not just getting a bogus internship with some cheap firm nearby that matters. But girls who are business majors will never get this.

You are pretty, but you are illiterate. Your future depends on what your husband will make (not sure if you will have a husband because that’s not how your character is). You are outgoing, but your personality is shallow and mean (not sure if your sisters will defend it). Outgoing isn’t a nice thing when it includes only a fraternity and sorority. Your whole college career was only about advertising your body parts on instagram.

Why don’t you take a look at some girls from your own sorority? Like K. Thompson? She’s a nursing student (got into the program), just as pretty as you, and also a sundoll! And YOU? Lol. There’s a world outside Greek Village and you don’t fit in there. The only way you can get yourself into that sharp and aggressive world is by sleeping around with powerful men because you lack the intellect to do so yourself.