attn: freshmen girls

Since everyone can go on about the "pros" of their sororities, I decided to focus on some universally known "cons" of each sorority.
Alpha Phi- the end of a reign, the hot girls are just graduating and their two previous pledge classes are not up to par, look-wise. Theyre fun to party with if you like rachet dabs.
Gamma Phi Betas- Kinda quieter, definitely not rachet but they dont go out a lot, noses in the air a bit in terms of acting dabbing, can handle themselves when they go out but a little "too cool for school" type attitude (they are smart Its just a comment about their stuck-upness behavior".
Kappas- superficial "pretty" sorority. Not mean but most wont go out of their way to be nice either. They havent recruited a single overweight girl in any pledge class, coincidence?
AXO- achi who? Least amount of presence on campus. Cant complain because no one knows anything about them
Thetas- boring, know-it-all, over achievers blah blah....no one cares
PiPhi- just started last year so VERY wide range of girls.
ADPi-umm, youll see for yourself.