sororities

keep dreaming kappa, you are still third house. No way you are above aphi or gphi. Putting Gphi that low on social life too? good one. Also putting yourself high on involvement...I just realized your entire post has to be a joke, it's the only way it makes sense.

From an unbiased view:
Looks: Alpha phi/Kappa. It honestly depends on your taste in girl. Their recent pledge classes are pretty even but alpha phi takes the lead with ther seniors.
Gphi: the seniors are pretty and there are a handful of cute ones in recent classes, but they're becoming more and more scarce.
Academics: Theta/AXO. Theta is very outward about their academics and makes sure everyone knows it. AXOs are way more humble but still just as smart.
Social life: I'm gonna have to say Kappa is doing the best in social life right now. They're expanding to a lot of different circles while still staying close as pledge classes/chapter. Aphi parties as much but you rarely see them with anyone other than lambdas and maybe fijis.
Involvement: AXO/Theta. Gphi has really smart, involved seniors, but you honestly can't recognize gphis on campus. They never wear letters and are almost too low key about being in a sorority, almost to the point where they lose their identity as a chapter. Kappa and aphi are good about wearing letters and sorority pride, but they might not be involved in as many organizations as AXO and Theta.

I only mentioned standouts in each category. Each sorority is wonderful and unique and worth rushing, so don't worry about rankings. Just worry about what feels like home.