unbiased frat/sorority descriptions

Frat:
Fiji: who are you guys
Delt: the dark side
Lambda: basic white boys & token
Phi Kap: good apples and bad apples
Beta: try hards
Sig Ep: try harders
Pi Kap: we made it!
Sig Pi: aw

sorority:
Kappa: clinging on to self-proclaimed title
GPhi: knows how to use VSCO
AXO: red backpacks everywhere
Pi Phi: ty for the chicken wings
KD: also knows how to use VSCO
Theta: GPA snobs
ADPi: they mean well