Opening the SAE closet once and for all

I know two SAE's both with girlfriends who show up to every date party in matching outfits. And it turns out they are WAY closer than anyone realized. The story broke when someone caught a little too much movement under the bar at the last frat party. Yep, one of them couldn’t keep his hands to himself, and let's just say it wasn’t his girlfriend sitting next to him. Word spread faster than their jungle juice hangovers, and suddenly the whole house was buzzing. Apparently, they’d been sneaking around for months—late-night ‘study sessions’ that didn’t involve any actual studying. The girlfriends? Totally in the dark until one of them stumbled on some very telling texts. Now, the whole chapter’s scrambling to figure out how to spin this one. Honestly, props to them for finally being themselves, but maybe next time, leave the under-the-bar action for somewhere a little less public. SAE really out here proving that their brotherhood is closer than anyone thought.