top 10 frat marriage rankings

Based on future income, how your kids will look (how tall they'll be), and niceness

1) Sigma Chi - if you're ok with foreigners, really cute preppy guys
2) Chi Phi - great gene pool and great parties, surprisingly smart
3) Beta - too much time in Maps, but really cute and nice guys
4) Fiji - used to top this list, but their last two pledge classes have been a little creepy
5) SAE - hope you like Richmond and Skoal, but the typical southern gentlemen
6) Phi Delt - if you're cool with abstinence, they do have a nice Atticus Finch vibe
7) Phi Psi - tons of fun engineers, hopefully you like jerseys
8) Kappa Sig - sweet Texas boys, also really cute
9) The Hall - when you don't want to work as an adult
10) Sammy - 2/3 pledge classes are good, bunch of New Yorkers if you're into that