what sorority to join based on what you want!
by: third_year_experience
I put them in the order they were founded and then by alphabetical order :)
theta (1974)
Do you want friends that would be comfortable with you dropping $1,000 on a shopping trip? These your betches, with unashamed attitudes to match. These girls will wear flashy gold leggings to Derby Days, be warned.
kappa (1975)
Ditto with theta, but you look better in blue than in black and gold. Also kappas have a sweeter attitude and know how to be DL more than their equal opposite.
pi phi (1975)
The biggest smiles in the room. Pi phis, by virtue of your bid, want to become your functionally bio sister away from home. Don't tell them you're good at calligraphy during rush; they'll run off to bring you a pen.
tridelt (1975)
The super confident friends that are looking for more super confidents to join them. Tridelts were mostly cool all their lives and just want to have fun.
dz (1976)
Progressive ass ladies. These girls wear what they want and do what they want, and patriarchy can f itself. Disclaimer: if you are the girl who gets left at parties instead of who leaves her friends at parties, dz may not be for you.
alpha phi (1978)
If you want one of Rainbow Fish's scales, get in line at alpha phi. You're a pretty face among pretty faces, and you'll all look gorgeous attending Fox Field together in matching Lilly.
dg (1978)
This is your seat if you're looking for a team to go tanning with, bleach blonde locks to bond over, and nail painting genius.
#1by: third_year_experience
gamma phi (1994)
The quietly wild girls that want to be your teammates in crime. sororityty crafting sessions, steam tunneling trips, and SPCA volunteering are included with your bid. Newer than the others, so you're getting less tradition, but they try just as hard as any other.
sig delt (2011)
Ditto with gamma phi on the lack of tradition, but instead of going ecclectic-sororityty, these girls went ecclectic-hipster. If you're down with your sorority house being a floor of Grand Marc, you're down with these girls.
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by: Interesting
This is really interesting because you're putting these in order based on when they were founded the FIRST time. Like I know that ADPi was here in the 70's but then left and came back later.
I wouldn't use the word "quiet" anywhere in a sentence describing Gamma Phis. In addition, if they got here in '94, that means that they've been here for over 20 years. Comparing them with Sig Delt who has been here for only 3 years doesn't seem fair when talking about "less tradition". Also... sig delts = hipster? Not sure about that. Furthermore, the description for Chi O could be equally applicable to KD. And if you wanted to talk about money for KKG and Theta, you could've done the same for DG.
Other than that, I could say this is mostly correct.