Rentoid/grandmarc ranks

1. ClubEp - easily the strongest CIO with letters at uva. The balanced man is not someone to be messed with. They run grandmarc and throw ragers that go on until the late quiet hours of 10pm

2. ATO - seemingly in a Cold War with ClubEp to run grandmarc. Honestly could be number 1 depending which guard is on shift

3. Theta tau - don’t be fooled, these house renters can, and will, party and demolish any house they find. Who knew that a bunch of recluse engineers could party so hard that they forget to flush

4. Any cultural club - with or without letters, every cultural club throws similar parties. One can tell they’ve arrived at the correct address by the very one sided demographics in attendance and unsurprisingly weak jungle gym juice

5. Spika - after their unfortunate ending, they’ll most likely seek shelter in grandmarc. Or if OK energy guy is feeling nice enough, may let them spike in his new front yard (so long as they promote his beverage)