Wolf in Wall Street frat assessment

Im a macintire commercial student at uva, going to do stock trade like wolf of Wall Street and make money on Wall Street. Haha. Here is official my valuation of fraternities using my algorithm . This is official, don’t comment if you’re a liberal arts major.
1. Saint hall
2 pi social
Yes pi social moved up, their value increased
3 phi psi chi phi pi lie
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4 ok
Fraternity