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Hottest Sororities

by: misogynist Dke brother

1) Theta
2) Aphi
3) Tri Delt
4) Kappa
5) Pi Phi
6) DG
7) DZ
8) Zeta
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#1  by: Soy sauce   
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Alpha Phi below Kappa Kappa Gamma. As a DKE brother, you should know that Alpha Pho does not carry the elegant gentility you might find in a sister of Kappa Alpha Theta, or Kappa Kappa Gamma.

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by: Elmo brotherMay 28, 2023 8:12:59 AM

Apt analysis, apt analysis. I concur.

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by: Yippee Jul 2, 2023 4:53:08 AM

Facts my bro facts
Dg should learn their place too just saying

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by: wahooJul 2, 2023 12:45:28 PM

Fax but they're still hot

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#2  by: Lol   
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Elephant pi phis

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#3  by: bruh   
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We all know pi phi doesn’t belong on this list

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by: lmaoMay 30, 2023 9:58:48 PM

pi phi: phat and phlat baby

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#4  by: Hshah   
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Based off of pure looks, this list is 100% accurate (at least top 5, don’t know girls in the other ones). While Kappa may rank 2 or 3 in overall ranking, that comes from the fact that they’re “classier” and rich, not really looks.

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by: yupMay 31, 2023 8:23:49 AM

second

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#5  by: bruh   
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pi phi being on this list in general and on top of that being ahead of DG is just criminal

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by: LolJun 1, 2023 2:02:44 PM

DG = bots

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#6  by: …   
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Kappa / Theta / Tridelt - wife material
DG - wife material if you want a suburban upper middle class life
DZ - wife material and will stand by you if you ever find yourself living in a trailer park
ZTA - will blow up to 250 pounds after the second kid. Pros: down for anything
Alpha Phi - mentally unstable mistress who boils your bunny. Pros: down for anything (even more than ZTA)

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#7  by: good   
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this is a good start but you have to actually talk to them if you want to sleep with anybody

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#8  by: Please    
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Haha good one. DG should not even be on this list but nice try

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#9  by: Rising third year GPB   
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An overweight alumni with brown teeth who claims she was an alpha phi and a cheerleader is trying to recruit me to work at her company. If that’s how alpha phis look when they are 40, I’d prefer to be in a “bottom tier” sorority. No, big Jen, I don’t want to work at Ernst and Young. Lol

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