Cavdaily Hit Pieces

I woke up this morning and took a stroll to pick up my local rag, the Cavalier Daily. When I saw the cover, I was shocked to read that the forces of evil and darkness have come for Chi Phi and Delta Upsilon! Now, based off the mediocre reporting, it seems like the former is screwed to high hell. I can’t help but think that since Joe Biden became Commander-in-Chief, Mr. Jefferson’s University has brought the hammer down on Greek Life.