Sad, Pathetic Jealousy of TKE

It is clear that TKE is so low on every ranking because sad lowlifes in Tri Delt and KKG want to keep the University’s strongest men down. They don’t want to see us at our full power. They are scared and they cower at the potential that the brothers of Tau Kappa Epislon possess. If the rankings weren’t biased towards TKE, we would’ve taken over every single Fratenerity and Sorority on campus. All of Greek Life would be TKE and everyone would be happy. Alas, we will scheme in middle ranking as we wait.