things frats remind me of

dke- running late and you cant find socks so you think its fine to go commando in your sneakers (it is never fine)
elmo- the duolingo owl (annoying, ambiguously foreign)
hall- the guy in the peloton commercial who got his wife a peloton so she could lose weight while he sleeps
fiji- when you were young and thought the girl in "before he cheats" was so lame bc she ordered a fruity little drink bc she cant shoot whiskey
chi phi- thinking your halloween costume is cool and unique but getting embarrassed having to explain what you are at every house when trick or treating
beta- pete davidson
sammy- staten island
ka/sae - having a confederate flag but you're from Connecticut
phi psi - the SNL spelling bee skit

ps i dont care to do all the frats why are there 30 add ur own flair below