Pre-Rush Advice for Girls

Since my other post took off, I figured I might as well throw my hat in the ring for girls' advice too.

Sorority rush is like the Vietnam War: it's long, brutal, no one really knows why they're there, and it is bound to leave its participants with a lifetime full of trauma. With that being said, let's begin

DO: Make up a beach house location when asked where you summer

DO: Where the same Canada Goose jacket all other 403823482389423 girls wear to rush

DO NOT: have genuine conversations with any of the girls

DO: suicide rush your ideal house; it's 100% foolproof

DO: go overboard on makeup, girls are terrible at noticing that sort of thing

DO: get drunk during morning sessions (to show your future sisters you go hard)

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