spring 2018 rankings

1. DKE- Laxxxx

2. Elmo- Most likely to pass out on Mad Bowl

3. Hall- Chill Europeans with Rolexes

4. Kappa Sig- Guys who should be in SEC schools

5. Zete- Bros who seem like they are on a hockey team

6. Chi Phi- Must pick up SERP slack for quad party

7. Phi Psi- Athletes who live on a sports field

8. SAE- Parties at night get shut down by neighbors, must have darties

9. KA- Is it St. Paddy's day yet?

10. Fiji- Islander got rained out

11. Sig Chi- Darties and aPhi

12. Pika- Alternative rock is dope

13. Sammy- Good friends with the Xan-man

14. Beta- Wifeable

15. Phi Delt- Satellite better than regular house

16. Pi Kapp- 50/50

17. Sig Nu- Insane house, new

18. Phi Society- Sammy but not as hard

19. Theta Chi- Some chill some ehhh

20. DU- First year basement

21. A Sig- House kinda looks like a sat

22. Delta Sig- Some go hard, others odd

23. Sig Pi- Across the train tracks

24. Chi Psi- That house near DU

25. AEPi- From New York

26. ATO- Baseball players

27. Pi Lam- Acid

28. TDX- Lambethhh

29. TKE- Uber here

30. Phi Sig- Who?