top three ways to get a bid from a top tier frat
by: Truth
1.) Know people from your high school that are in your frat. Make sure you only hangout with them and leech of their friends in the frat. Don't expand your social circle from high school but surround yourself with the same people as long as they are in your frat. Go to every party and get super hammered so you can talk to the bros and they will think you are funny.
2.) Be white and have long hair so it can stick out the sides and back of your hat. This makes you cool. The more your hair sticks out the better off you are for getting a bid. Make sure its a hat from somewhere you traveled like the Bahamas or somewhere out west like colorado. Frat boys love Colorado but have never stepped foot past west Virginia. Make sure you dress basic, own a ll bean barn coat for fall, white nike socks are essential, new balances are needed, and wear shirts that say you've been to nantucket or some random beach in Massachusetts.
3.) If you want elmo, fake an accent. You can be the weirdest damn person but as long as you're from somewhere not from america you have a bid. The more Colombian or european you are the higher chance you have.
Good Luck!
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