Real Sorority Rankings

Rankings in order

Kappa: Top sorority, good social life, frats wanna mix with them. They're either hooking up with a guy in pike or theta. Girls are mostly super skinny, tan, blonde, probably the type that already has thousands of followers on insta and has sponsorships. This is the sorority that girls cry about after they get dropped on the first day of recruitment. Overall really pretty but kind of basic.

SK: Gives off a similar vibe to kappa but also come off as girls who care about their academics. It's where some girls go when they get dropped from kappa. A lot of skinny, rich blonde girls too. Also they have to fine everyone just to get proper attendance. They're super extra about greek week and hire professionals to come up with their lip-sync routine. Kind of intense, but overall, pretty girls and some seem really nice/sweet.

SDT: Girls who probably also have thousands of insta followers but probably smoke weed. These girls are known for being chill and their style. Really intense pledging process though, but I know it doesn't last that long. They show up to mixers dressed like they're going to a rave.

AEPHI: Basic, rich white girls from out of state. They don't have a house, but that makes it so they can throw down at their satellite houses. Sisterhood seems really close. Girls are pretty but tbh phi is just a bunch of tall, skinny brunettes who think they're really edgy because they wear all black. Pledging process is intense.

CHI O: Really nice sweet girls who are focused on academics. Kind of a less superficial version of SK. Seems like they have a really nice sisterhood too. But I think being so far from campus and forcing sisters to live in the house has made them kind of irrelevant. More about academics/good girl look than partying.

AXO: Basically the sorority for girls who are basic/want a traditional sorority but weren't pretty enough/cool enough for chi o or sk. They do well academically and seem really passionate about their philanthropy. The whole sorority is kind of a mess though, I think because they don't have a house and there are so many girls in it. I can't really get a vibe because it's like a bunch of smaller sororities in one big sorority. Very cliquey, has some girls who are nice and pretty but also some who are just awkward/straight up weird.

IGU: Kind of the same as axo in terms of it being a big mix of people. I've heard good things and bad things. It's cool that they can throw down and they turn up on their porch, but they def give off some aggressive vibes. Girls aren't gonna rush when you scream at them to get off your lawn, what do you guys expect, don't live at the top of phillips st then. They have a few girls who are pretty and they care more about personality, but from what I've heard there's also lots of drama.

Tri Sig: Don't really have much to say, other than these ladies need to get a house because it seems like a mess. Kind of the same with axo/igu, just a huge mix of girls who wanna be in greek life but didn't get in anywhere, so it's hard to catch a vibe. Overall they seem really nice and like they care about their philanthropy, but they need to work on getting themselves out there more.