The Tea on the Houses

I am actually majoring in Kansas Greek Studies with an emphasis in Ghetto Relations so you can trust me

axo: have a 5 year plan to be top house so they can evict pi phi from their house and steal their tan white joco girl cloning lab

gphi: I heard their president stood behind chancellor girls in line at mcclains and when he took too long to order she took out a machete and sliced his head off

pi phi: big hazers as any GLS major would know, and last year they got put on social probation for shooting a girl into space where she died upon reentry

adpi: everyone thinks they’re bottom but really they’re collecting the smartest girls so they can build a lazer to literally obliterate kappa

okay so that’s actually the only houses I know but if you guys hear anything about any of the others let me know plz m