A word from The Wizard

Greetings Virginia Tech greekrank. It’s me The Wizard. I have consulted with the judiciary branch and we have determined the absolute objective rankings of sororities here.

Tier 1 Top: KD (slang for kappa delta)
DG (once again this is just slang dg actually stands for delta gamma I know this because The Soldier and I wheel hella birds from this sorority)
DKE: these girls look like guys but they are ferda

Upper top
ADPI- The Soldier and I will likely be rushing adpi in the fall
Pi Phi/Gold Club- these sororities are basically the same gold club is known for testing Lockheed Martin missile defense systems and pi phi is more so into the Raytheon side of things.
Zeta- Dropping but apparently Kyron Drones and Bhayshul Tuten are rumoured to be rushing here in the spring so things could change

Bottom
Aphi and Delaware- kinda like pi phi and gold club these two sororities are very similar they are known for being from Delaware