Recent bar mishap

I was at the bar slamming millions of beers and smoking cigarettes and being a general nuisance per usual. Then what I thought was a tri delt came up to my and started staring at me.

I had to cig burn myself to see if I was dreaming. I got out of the hypnosis like state and just realized it was some stray shag dog. Low key that’s an insult to the dog but still