My favorite sororities:

1. Tri Delt:
You ladies are the perfect balance of brains and beauty. Y’all are humble too unlike every other top house. If I could I would be a dolphin daddy.

2. AXO
Easily the most underrated sorority, you ladies are pretty and have aspirations. Y’all know college is only 4 years and you are the best sorority to find a “Wife”.

3. APhi
I am a heartthrob for the sisters of Alpha Phi. You sisters know you are pretty and sometimes let it get to your head. None the less, y’all party like a fraternity and know how to have a fun ass 4 years.

4. GPhi
Even tho this chapter is for some reason considered bottom, they still hold a very special place in my heart. These sisters really don’t care about what other people think and are an absolute joy to be around, they are not as pretty as other orgs, but they still have some real nice, funny, and beautiful sisters.

5. ADPi
Yall can hate me all you want, these ladies are cool. They are like Zeta but if Zeta wasn’t filled with sisters who were full of themselves and narcissists.