If frats were sororities

If frats were to be sororities:

DSig of course would be KD
They are like identical

Center Club or PIKE would be DG
Kinda stuck up, kinda cool, very popular

Fiji would be Tri Delt
Don’t know why, I think some of their brothers look like the sisters of Tri Delt. A compliment to Fiji and insult to Tri Delt (some of y’all look like dudes).

TKE/ATO would be ADPI
TKE and ATO both think they are way better than they are, and who thinks that??? ADPI!!
Like TKE’s fall pledge class is cooked tbh.

Theta Chi & Beta would be Zeta
Fun people in Beta & Theta Chi and Zeta, and they are all pretty much in their own world. Iykyk

SigEp would be AXO
Both chapters are getting better. Both go to the bars on Wednesday and black out. Old heads are squiddy in both chapters.

Kappa Sig & KA would be SK
Degenerates will do what degenerates will do.

Phi Sig is GPhi
Both are good chapters and have been doing quite well with recent classes. Got a lot of geeds tho so they both got a long long long road.

ZBT is Chi O
Bad pledge classes, fun people, do the math.

AGR is Theta
At least when AGR has “big” boys they are dip packing, duck shootin, good ole boys. When Theta has their Heffas they aren’t as cool.

Phi Psi is KKG
Cease of Opps! And anyone who goes to these chapters is either in a cult or looking to get assaulted.