Updated Frat Rankings (Official Spring 2024)

Top: Center, KDR, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Phi Tau
Upper Mid: D Sig, Lambda, DKE, Monster House, ATO
Mid: Zeta Psi, No Country for Old Men, Beta
Lower Mid: National Lampoons Christmas, TKE
Bottom: The Taking of Deborah Logan, Pike

I think people are forgetting that the men at National Lampoons Christmas have been placed on cease ops for recording elephant walks in their attic and have nothing socially to bring to the locker. Monty Python and the Holy Grail has recently been reinstated and their house on oak lane has been funded by MPHG nationals and transformed into a massive make-shift calzone. Their indoor pool is sick, especially with the water polo setup. Beta moved down due to their constant obsession of spring-roll flavored mixies. DKE recently got exposed for pouring liquid fecal matter into Aphi’s ventilation window system at their pregame house and it gave all the girls salmonella before their joint date party with Phi Tau.