Frats on rise and fall

Rise:
Beta: really good new pledge classes. Great parties. They have socials with top tier orgs and I think are gonna be #1 soon. They also seem to be the only top org which had no controversy surrounding their name rn.

Phi Psi: they have had really good recruiting as of recently. Doing a rush event outside Pritchard seemed risky but ig it paid off.

SigEp: Got their house back and their past pledge classes have been great. Ya they got some weird old dudes but they’ve come a long long ways and are only going up.

Falling:
GC: they have like a 8 person pledge class or something wild like that. They have had to give up some of their center property as well. I wouldn’t be surprised if they merge with Kappa Sig or Center soon.

TKE: pledge classes have not been up to par with their older guys. Whoever handles recruiting for TKE should be thrown out of his position and should be tarred and feathered. Also one of their pledges told a teacher he was forced to wear a hard hat cause his pledge master told him so, these new guys aren’t the brightest.

ASig: under investigation because of sending guys home hammered. Shares a house with Phi Tau, these guys don’t really got much going on other than their oak house and that isn’t much. These guys are only going downward.

No one knows:
PIKE: Idek what’s happening with these guys. They are in cease but still throw. Can’t rush people but are doing underground. Ig PIKE can do whatever they want on this campus

Lastly: Screw Tim Sands and his crusade against GreekLife