toxic masculinity

Cheating isn't bad guys... My gf does "cheat" on me but then again I get free time to myself on the weekends and other benefits. Last week I finally got Breath of the Wild, courtesy of my gf and her charming side-dude. This weekend they are going away to Vegas, which means I get the whole place to myself the whole time. Can you say Nintedo Switch and Reddit weekend?? So who's really "cheating" here? I am basically winning at life right now. I know I'm gonna have an epic time, and I hope he gives her a squirt-a-roo so that she can say the same. It's time to let go of toxic masculinity, people.