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by: ucb

FRATS
Top -
Buy: KA
Hold: Zete
Sell: DKE, Fiji

Mid -
Buy: Phi Psi, ATO, PiKapp
Hold: DX, AEPi
Sell: SX, TKE

Bottom -
Buy: Theta Chi
Hold: Sig Nu, Chi Phi
Sell: All the rest

SORORITIES
Top/Upper Mid -
Buy: Chi O, Alpha Phi, ADPi
Hold: Pi Phi, DG
Sell: Kappa

Mid -
Buy: AOPi
Hold: None
Sell: SK, AXO

Bottom -
Buy: GPhiB
Hold: Theta, Zeta
Sell: TriDelt

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#1  by: hahaha   
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this is so funny yet accurate

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#2  by: SigChiGuy<3   
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Hey! As a proud Sigma Chi from UC Berkeley, let me tell you something missy, we are one, if not THE TOP fraternity at UC Berkeley. Did you know that in 1956 our fraternity invented Derby Days, a now nationally recognized philanthropy event! I completely disagree that you would place us in the "Sell" column of the Middle Tier Fraternities (MTFs). We are definitely at least "Hold" of the Middle Tier Fraternities (MTFs) because wait until the fall semester when our Game Days (GDs) are back and better than ever! Remember the foam? Well this time, we're doubling down, and having our pledges blow bubbles into the air from our windows as well! So HA! Respectable Sorority Women (RSWs) love bubbles!

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by: LolMay 26, 2015 4:53:27 PM

Everything about your post is every reason to sell Sigma Chi

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by: TruthMay 29, 2015 9:31:17 PM

0 chance that is actually a SX. Lol

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by: lolAug 29, 2015 3:21:44 AM

hahahahahah

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#3  by: or   
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Sell: Berkeley greek life

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#4  by: Ouch   
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No love for pike

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by: LolMay 26, 2015 4:54:19 PM

Mid - Hold: Pike

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#5  by: Growth/Share matrix   
#5    

Zete is a star (iPhone)
KA is a question mark (Apple Watch)

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#6  by: LOL   
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PiKapp and Tke are mid now yeahhh okay

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by: midAug 25, 2015 11:45:19 PM

TKE has always been middle tier although they've struggled a bit in recent semesters

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#7  by: hahaha   
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ADPi should not be bought by the top they are NO WHERE near the level pi phi or even DG are

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by: lolJun 4, 2015 2:16:58 PM

they are the upper mid part of that

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#8  by: ADguy   
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ADPi sucks hahaha they shouldn't be placed within the same bracket as aphi and chio

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by: YeahJun 5, 2015 2:39:53 PM

Sorry ADPi you're not as good as you think hahaha

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#9  by: yup   
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hhahaha too true

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#10  by: ahem   
#10    

okay def buy gphi.............wtf

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