Sorority Thoughts

Kappa - Jealous of them. Cannot front. I wish I was an average blonde white girl/insanely hot WOC (and super rich).

Pi Phi - It must really be hard being a hot brunette </3 Primarily made up of attractive white girls, but still think they’re not like other girls.

DG - Don’t know if they are actually “girl next door” or “wifey” house or if this app has just pushed that narrative down my throat. Cute n chill.

APhi - Every individual girl in APhi is insanely hot and probably fine on their own. In a group however. No.

Adpi - Can be cool. Can be mean. Can be crazy. Can also pick me. Always attractive. They have balance?

Chi O - They also think they are not like other girls. And they’re actually not, but in a sort of off putting way. Still hot tho.

SK - Either extremely down to earth, or absolutely insane. And sometimes, somehow, both.

Delta Sigma - Almost forgot about them. Kind of fitting. Don’t know if there’s a lot of depth there but they are pretty!

Zeta - Chill but also occasionally terrifying. They go extremely hard, in an occasionally concerning way.

TriDelt - Nice? Can’t think of a single bad thing about them, but overall, they’re just nice. Sweet, even.

Theta - Filled with extremely entertaining individuals, take that as you will. Very much quirky girl vibes.

AXO - Thinks they are not like other sororities, and are exactly like other sororities.

GPhi - Gets way too much hate literally for existing. Most of the hate is rooted in elitism.

This is all in jest and really isn’t super deep; rankings should never create your opinion on a house! But god is this entertaining