dear delta sig, aphi, and chi o

To Delta Sig: I don't know what made you suddenly decided you're on the rise, but you're at the same rank you were when you were AOPi if not lower due to loss of national status. A change in name doesn't mean a change in house members so SETTLE DOWWN.
To APhi: my god it's honestly impressive how much time and dedication you guys put in to self ranking and trying to maintain this top house reputation y'all DO NOT HAVE! And stop trying to pretend you're at the same level as PiPhi and saying you're above DG to make yourself look higher because it's pathetic! Especially when comparing new member classes and your lack of ability to run an honest recruitment (because clearly you can't seem to get dope girls otherwise). If anything you're falling below both of them this year so just face the facts.
Lastly, to Chi O: I never thought I'd have to call y'all out but where the hell did you guys come from? I literally have no idea when the hell yall decided to be comparable to APhi or DG but just know that it's not working and that since the literal beginning of time you guys have been middle tier. You guys may have had to take a lot of new members because of the incident some time back, but by the looks before things you guys have maintained the rank you were before so just be thankful you didn't drop.