Lambda Up, SAE Down

In the heart of Miami, where the sun meets the sea,
There's a fraternity that's soaring free,
Lambda, the brotherhood of noble hearts and minds,
Is now the talk of the campus, leaving their rivals behind.

Their pledge class, a band of mighty studs,
Breathes new life into Lambda, quashing all the rumors,
Of their downfall, the slander on greekrank,
But they rise like the sun, with a resounding clank.

With their colors, a sight to behold,
Their letters shine bright, the emerald green and the gold,
Check out their house, a true masterpiece,
A palace of brotherhood, where memories never cease.

From their parties to their philanthropy,
Lambda leaves a mark, with sheer efficiency,
Their events, a spectacle, a feast for the eyes,
The Lambda brothers, the kings of the prize.

Their bond is strong, their brotherhood is tight,
They stand as one, with all their might,
Lambda is a force to be reckoned with,
Their victory, a given, their legacy, a myth.

So, when you roam around the campus green,
Look for Lambda, the best you've ever seen,
Join them, and you'll never look back,
A lifetime of brotherhood, on the right track.

From the shadows of the night, to the streets of the campus fair,
We traverse to a place of ill-repute and blight,
For there's a fraternity, shrouded in infamy and shame,
A brotherhood without honor, without glory, without a name.

SAE, they call themselves, but we know better,
For their deeds are dark, and their actions, a fetter,
On the campus's soul, and on the sisterhood too,
For no sorority wants to mix, when SAE is in view.

Their parties are raucous, their spirits, a menace,
For SAE brothers, it's all about dominance and presence,
They care not for morals, nor for brotherhood and trust,
For them, it's all about the girls, and the party, and the lust.

Their house, a dump, a place of despair and grime,
A fitting home for a fraternity, that's past its prime,
For no one wants to be associated, with SAE's brand,
For they are a stain, a blot, a blemish, on the campus grand.

So, let us stay away, from this house of ill repute,
For SAE is a fraternity, that's lost its clout,
They may have once been great, but now they're just a sham,
A brotherhood without honor, without glory, without a name.