breaking: goldman sachs stock plummets monday

Jan 28 MIAMI/NEW YORK — Goldman Sachs’ stock price fell five percent on Monday, among growing concerns regarding the future of the Alpha Omega chapter of the Zeta Beta Tau fraternity at the University of Miami.

Goldman is known to control the formal recruitment process for the fraternity, in hopes of unconditional employment for fraternity members upon graduation.

Sources close to the situation believe that without the fraternity, the multinational financial corporation may suffer from a lack of name recognition.

Niether Goldman or ZBT officials were available for comment.

This story is developing and will be updated as more information becomes official.