frats as soccer teams
by: FIFA
Sig Ep- Manchester City. Used to be lower/middle but became dominant and flashy with foreign money.
Sig Chi- Manchester United. Old money, always been at the top or near it. Traditional, but now have a real "rival."
SAE- Arsenal. Big name, always near the very top, but haven't had "it" in a while.
Pi Kapp- Tottenham. Was always best of the mid-tier, now a borderline top-tier. Pi Kapp and Spurs don't always have the huge, flashy superstars but thrive with the quality personnel that they do have.
ZBT- PSG. Wealthy and not hesitant to spend their money. But as PSG will probably never win a Champions Leauge, ZBT is not likely to be top in the future.
Beta- Borussia Dortmund. Good and fun for what they are but will never likely make a real push upward.
Phi Delt- Atletico Madrid. Phi Delt is probably the best of the lower half and Atletico just won the Europa Leauge.
AEPi- Any of the mid-table La Liga teams such as Sevilla, Real Sociedad or Athletic Bilbao.
Kappa Sig- Crystal Palace. Used to be way down, then greatly improved (like when CP got promoted a few years ago) and are now solid but certainly not dominant.
Sammy- AC Milan. Used to be really good and flashy but we now hear nothing from them and wonder if they are still a thing.
A Sig/Lambda- Make your own comparison
Pike- Glasgow Rangers. Used to be really good, got shut down, was allowed to re-establish and are slowly trying to get back what they used to be.
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We lived with a SigEp. He drove a Mazda Miata. He put M badges on a non-M BMW. He once bought 3 lbs of frozen kale, and threw it all out at the end of the year. He wrote vows to his tinderella after 3 weeks of dating. He cut up and threw out his mattress cuz she didn't like the fact he slept with other girls in the same bed, he slept on an air mattress for the next 7 months. We came back from a typical Saturday night rager, he built a couch fort with another beta and they were watching movies. He would stay up until 7 a.m. watching Pokemon on netflix and then go to class.
The stories go on and on.
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