best ways to get blackballed

Sup dawgs.

I realized that no jabroni will ever haze me. It's now my mission to get blackballed from every frat including alpha sig. How should I best accomplish this?

Some ideas I have: Ripping a vape pen in the brother's room. Dropping a log in the pool during the pool party very obviously. Creeping on rush chairs girlfriend in front of him. Calling frat president a geed puss. Playing hackey sack with sorority pledge class.

Any ideas you frat brahs have is most welcome you closet case phaggots