list of things to do before recruitment

Im so sick of this website. If you are reading this, leave now before you waste precious minutes that you could be doing anything on the following list: finding exactly 100 brown M&M's (and disposing of them,) reading the bible, getting a plane ticket to Zambia and swimming in the Devil's Pool, driving a stick shift car because its owner pounded a 6 pack of natty lights after 3 months of sobering up, learning how to speak russian and convincing your friends that you are a spy, terrorizing the campus geese, camping out in atkins (bonus points if you get all of your food delivered,) painting a terrible painting and selling it as an abstract piece to a local idiot, riding your pet llamma, literally anything other than hanging out on Greek Rank. Every sorority is awesome in its own way.