dont rush

So I was outside chillin on my razor scooter making laps around greek village while smoking a little mary ya feel? Well idk what was going on but I saw a bunch of girls from literally every sorority chillin in the parking lot... I was like yo dawg this is weird but I just minded my buisness and rode through anyway. Well out of no where I get clotheslined by one of them and the rest pounce on me like a lion killing their prey. After awhile they beat me half to death with my scooter! I don't mean to freak anyone out but sheesh, the entire time they were asking me if I kept my virginity in my cargos like no I keep my rolling papers their freaks. Overall don't rush nothing good can come from it instead join the razor bater club and do some scooter runs with us down the fretwel parking garage every wednesday!