uncc sororities as drinks

AXO Four Loko in a dented can
Loud, chaotic, and desperate to stand out. They’ll convince you to try them, but you’ll instantly regret it. They’re the drink that’s way too much—both in quantity and in trying to be something they’re not.

ADPi – Boxed Franzia
The OG of "classic" but still on a budget. They might try to tell you they’re sophisticated, but deep down, they’re just wine in a bag—cheap, reliable, and not much else.

Chi O – Margarita Mix in a Plastic Jug
They think they’re serving up something fresh and fun, but it's nothing but watered-down, sugary mess. It looks like it should be good, but one sip reveals they’re as fake and just a bad, cheap imitation.

DZ– Warm Smirnoff Ice
They’re all flash, but there’s nothing inside. Overly sweet, sugary, and they’ll make a scene—but ultimately, everyone’s looking at their watch, wondering when they’ll leave.

Theta – Natty Ice
Bland, forgettable, and doing the bare minimum. The drink that everyone only picks when there’s nothing else around—and it’s not even worth your time.

KD – Barefoot Moscato with a twist-off cap
They try so hard to look like the top tier, but they’re still stuck at the bottom shelf. They’ll name-drop better chapters at other schools like it’ll get them somewhere, but here? Just sugary, low-tier wine with no depth.

Zeta – Fireball from a sticky flask
Hot, loud, and impossible to miss—but also guaranteed to leave a headache. They’ll burn bright for a while, but leave nothing but regret in their wake.