This poem will save your life

If it hurts when you pee,
It’s an APhi, you see.
A reminder, no doubt,
Of nights wild and free,
But behind all the glam,
There’s nothing to see—
No brain cells in sight,
Just empty and breezy.

They party all night,
And laugh with such glee,
But when it comes to sense,
They’ve got none—trust me.
So next time you’re caught
In their reckless decree,
Remember: no brains,
Just pain when you pee.