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Who will have the best Spring Pledge class this year?

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#1  by: probably   
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I would say sig chi probably. Pike has had the best so far this year but they arent even throwing a pre rush party and eurobash gets a lot of attention.

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triangle. they have the best ranking on this website, which says a lot. secondly, spring is the third and final rush period. if each rush period represents 60 degrees, then spring will make the triangle whole. the significance of this is as follows.

a triangle has 3 vertices, A B and C. A is the highest up on the alphabet, so it is assigned a 1, B a 2 and C a 3. we can observe from history that each triangle pledge class increases in multiples of ten. therefore, A, being fall and already having passed, represents 10 pledges. following this simple, historically established rules leads to the scientific conclusion that spring will yield 30 pledges for triangle. triangle wins.

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by: ObviApr 4, 2014 5:31:51 PM

Everyone agrees that their chiseled abs are works of art

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by: well actuallyApr 4, 2014 5:58:19 PM

its all explainable by science. they achieve their chiseled physiques through the proper combination of carefully apportioned nutrients and the correct exercises. these exercises are calibrated in order to promote muscle growth in a specific pattern which reflects light from directly above to create shadows, exaggerating the muscle definition.

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HAHAHA this is great

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