POLL: Ladies, what’s your favorite top fraternity?

Ladies, I’m a straight male and can’t really contribute to this, but from my experience…

Theta Chi, Sigma Nu, Lambda, SAE - Tend to hang with the hottest girls and party hard. Many continue the lifestyle post-grad and don’t settle down until age 30 or so. They’re a great time, but not your ring by spring gentlemen.

KA & Fiji - These are your more tamed marriage material men. You won’t get out your inner demons with these guys, but they’ll put a ring on it immediately after graduation, and you’ll live a happy 10-20 lucrative years with them, get divorced, then live off of the alimony while you battle out child custody. They’re the guys that vent their life regrets and lost years to the other group at age 50.

Option 3 - Stop being so obsessed with finding your future husband in college and focus on yourself. Enjoy your college years, become a successful career woman (nobody respects Mrs degree anymore, sorry), travel the world on your own terms, live it up and don’t waste your 20s. There’s so much more to life than a husband and popping out a bunch of kids as soon as possible.