when pi kapp says they're a top house

Lol walked by and they tried to recruit me the other day and called themselves a top house. Lol if I wanted to be in an awkward nerdy ad for Sperry's and Vineyard Vines. That's funnier than a Sigma Kappa and an A Chi O claiming they're on par with Tri Delta. Please bottom tier houses, self ranking on here is one thing, doing it on ring road is sad.