fraternity rankings

Let's be honest here as the quarter begins to wind down. I think this is a fair assessment of the different fraternity rankings for the different categories that make up a fraternity.

Sports aka only three fraternities actually pose competition:
1) SAE (Won this years sports trophy)
2) Kappa Sigma (Won last years sports trophy)
3) Pike (Won the year before that's sports trophy)

Parties aka Newport Presence, AV Presence, and VDC and Camino Presence
1) Sigma Pi (Great parties from what I heard)
2) Kappa Sigma (Good venues, has a house and throws down in Newps)
3) SAE (Most venues this year, okay AV parties, and average Newp parties)
4) PIKE (Stepped up their game and continue to throw better parties)
5) Phi Psi (Come one guys, I used to love you, now you're just slacking)

Brotherhood aka having an actual house, not being so spread out, and the size of the chapter

1) AEPi (small fraternity with everyone having the same religion)
2) Beta Theta Pi (smaller fraternity that has good brotherhood)
3) Kappa Sigma/SAE (AV House for centralized meetings, good in sports, and has great spirit. obvious when you go to sports and philanthropy)
4) Sigma Pi/Phi Psi (does not have an av house, bros are sketch with each other and can't ask each other for favors. don't believe me, go to their parties. LOL)
5) PIke (will bid you at their rush booth, pikes find out their in the same fraternity later own, cliquey. You may be rising socially, but at what cost?)

Continued in comments.