stop throwing shade at this house,

look, I know how it looks, I know it looks like SAM, obviously low tier house, is just putting a bunch of funny self ranks, but I am the social chair of a top tier sorority and these guys are no joke. We had the single greatest exchange in the history of our sorority at this house, all our girls swooned over their many talents, such as: Guitar Hero high scores and Pokemon Go collection. They also happen to be beautiful, reminding me of a zach galifinakis, jonah hill love child.