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So many ranks, so little time

by: thankful

Thank goodness I have so many options to choose from! But how do I decide? I mean, there are the REAL ranks (I mean, these are real, right?)...HONEST ranks (thank you for being totally honest whoever you are, you are a pillar of society being so unbiased), but then we have someone go genuine in offering the CLEANING UP of ranks...whew! Was a little worried there were a few mistakes, so glad you are here for us. I've got PRE-RUSH ranks, so that girls have a good true basis to form opinions...and then thank god there are ranks after each round, because some all knowing person can see exactly who is rushing every house and what that house is thinking....wow, you are good!!! But wait, SUMMER RANKS...you know what girls are doing over the summer? and even better, 2024 and 2025 RANKS....WTF???? You can see into the future? Freakin' amazing whoever you are!!!! But then, there are REVISED ranks...because maybe you made a mistake typing and had to fix it? and let's not forget, TOP TWO houses, at least you have a 50-50 chance of being right. Kind of like my weatherman. The struggle is real...what to choose...thank god I have so many choices.

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#1  by: silly   
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This is funny! It really is ridiculous, all the ranks. Nobody will agree and it's all self promotion or just frats ranking the girls they thirst over. Every day a new rank!

By: silly
#2  by: geez   
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You can see just how many ridiculous different ranks you can choose from when somebody keeps bumping them all to the top! Go to sleep, wake up and they are all back again. Somebody needs to sleep at night.

By: geez
#3  by: Bump   
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Bump.

By: Bump
#4  by: yep   
#4    

so true!

By: yep
#5  by: meeee   
#5    

pick me, pick me!!!! ooooh oooh, pick me!!!!!!

By: meeee
#6  by: :   
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#7  by: huh   
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Saw an "official" greek rank today...so who is this "official" ranker and where did they get their mysterious "official" authority, lol

By: huh

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