Wtf is wrong with y’all

Okay seriously guys I know it’s really funny to make fun of Justin Goldfedder and call him alpha daddy but please stop. He doesn’t feel any shame from it and his head is only getting bigger. Honestly I blame the fine ladies of Sigma Kappa and Deeph, they have blown him so many times that he has lost all grip on reality. I don’t understand a single word he says, he visits me in my dreams and tells me my full name followed by the date “February 16 2032” and proceeds to dissolve into vapor that smells like a delta 8 cart. There is no telling what he will do if his power grows any greater. I fear not only for the university or the city of Gainesville but for the lives of women and children within a 100 mile radius. He’s one “omg it’s alpha daddy!” away from being able to rip a fabric in space time. Please stop.