fraternity comments

theta chi and pi kapp arent good, stop blowing up this website making yourselves seem better.

Pike is good

That was random.

Reasons why freshmen join fraternities
1. To party
2. To meet girls
3. To make good friends
4. To get involved

Reasons why PiKap cannot offer any of these
1. They will not have a fraternity house for a semester, and even then they're just a bunch of GDIs who have spent last year going to gator nights and drinking in their dorms.

2. They have no homecoming rotation, and no relations with top sororities, or really any for that matter... they'll take what they can get, which will be bottom tier sororities tired of ChiPhi and DeltaChi.

3. They are handing out bids like candy to anyone who walks by their table at the reitz. Pretty sure all you need to do is sign up. Their "brotherhood" is an non-cohesive mix of weirdos and somewhat decent kids who will not all get along with each other after a year or two.

4. Again, new house means no connections and pipelines to positions in UF's top organizations. They keep talking about their so-called "history" at UF, but no one really remembers.

Long story short:

If you want to spend the next four years in a club working from the bottom up in hopes that MAYBE your "fraternity" will be DECENT at best by the time you graduate and leave - rush PiKap.

If you want to have the best four years of your life and make the most out of your college experience - consider checking out a strong and established fraternity instead... ie.

Sae
SigmaChi
SigEp
PhiDelt
Beta
Ato
Ka
ThetaChi
Pike
Zbt

I enjoyed the novel you wrote.

Pretty true though

Actually it sounded a little overbaked and threatened. If everyone really thought they were headed straight for irrelevance, there wouldn't be point by point lists about why they suck.

Fair enough. I expect they'll improve, but it won't be instant. Still, it's hard to blame them for trying, who wouldn't?

This is entertaining to read. Bash on each other more please.